Real Fatherhood
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Rearranging pushchairs on the Titanic. A blog by a father of two based in London, UK. This is a funny blog about fatherhood for fathers, mothers, parents.
Real Fatherhood
1y ago
You applaud the green credentials of the shop selling ice lollies from the freezer without wrappers. That is, until you saw a kid try one and then put it back.
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Real Fatherhood
1y ago
Things I had to deal with today
"I don't want a purple plate"
"I'm scared of my blanket"
"I don't want to go to the toilet in case it floods"
(Religious nutter at parents' door) "What's that man doing to grandpa?"
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Real Fatherhood
2y ago
Doctor: I'm afraid your son is going to need antibiotics
Me (under my breath): Please let it taste nice, please let it taste nice, please let it taste nice
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Real Fatherhood
2y ago
We bought our kid a Gro-Clock so he can learn how to ignore the time
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Real Fatherhood
2y ago
The irony of hunting around the house for my son's missing Where's Wally? book
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Real Fatherhood
2y ago
You're not really a parent until you're too tired to take out all of your kids' toys when you take a bath.
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