Today’s show starts and ends with a call to a lady who thinks I fix washing machines for a living and is surprised to find out that we can monitor their rooms with the washer’s built-in microphones. In between all that I go through the request folder and talk to people about their wifi, their phone numbers, and their illegal dumping in the lake. Lord and Lady of Veggies, Cactus Mike, Benq666, Despicabledogs, and Kurt M are 5 of the really nice people who support the show on Patreon. 00:00 The ole mosquito truck prank from 2017. Background music is by MicroKORGI and Quickfireyt. 01:00 The show ..read more

I’m calling lists of people with basically no plan but to make a new best friend. I end up ripping up some mail, I do a little wifi hacking, I confront neighbors about smudging my car windows up, and my neighbor won’t let me leave shopping carts in her yard for just a few hours. This show is all thanks to High School Graduate, Dog Lettuce, iregretjumping, FOD87, and CraigsMomsBush. Aw man, I forgot to mention this awesome collaboration thing I set up on Reddit. Oh well, maybe next episode. 00:00 Intro song by Vista Blue 00:15 The show art is by Icecat. Here’s where you can download it. 00:32 W ..read more

Today I go through the prank requests and mostly try to change some phone numbers, but we also talk to a guy about digging a hole in his yard, I win a game of hang up the phone with a frat boy, and I ding a lady’s car. I noticed during editing that the guy who freaked out about me stuttering tried to do his hilarious stuttering stanley bit earlier in the call when I actually DID stutter, but I interrupted him so he was forced to do his genius and original bit later in the call when it didn’t make any sense. Thank you, Cody NoName, ZTK, Holden M.J., Shrinkman, and Fun Society Arcade. 00:00 Drop ..read more

Today we start out calling some apartment managers to ask about their specific policies regarding microwave use, a neighbor invades my dreams, a few collect call attempts, and then I try to convince a lot of businesses that they’ll be breathing helium for the rest of the night. Supporters of this show are cool people, including Brown Magic, Sean L, 12annual.’s, Synthead, and Lil Uzi Vert. 00:00 The intro song is I’m Having My Yard Sale Tomorrow by Karterpiller. 00:30 The show art is 1 robot by Echo MF Johnson 01:29 Welcome to the show! The background music is Bad Blood by Nova Rockafeller. 02 ..read more

A list from Molin Wolf causes me to make collect calls, attempt a few spy satellite calls (wait, did I keep any of those?), and mount microwaves in neighbors trees to play practical jokes on birds and dogs. Go Go Juice for this episode provided by Mattchew, JT, Simspeak, CELEBRITY CASH DOT COM, and Halfalfa. 00:00 The intro song is Towels Down by ZTK 00:30 The cactus show art is created by DALL E by strict command of CrieFaux 01:02 Welcome to the show! The background music is Forest of No Return from Babes In Toyland. 03:00 I was on Devon’s show on February 15th 3:30 Listen to Wasted’s January ..read more

Witness a miracle on today’s show as Rev comes back from the dead. I guess there are two Revs who used to make prank calls. One dead and one alive. I’m being told that the one who made the Motel Rainer calls is still alive, even though they suspiciously can’t confirm this. Our editors apologize for the mistake. Also, I call a bunch of hotels in this show about naked girls, microwaves, toilets, and car keys. Sponsored by Jamie F, OwO, TokeusPocus, Be-I-Eber-4life, and Teen Wolf Jesus. 00:00 The intro song is Got ’em Good by John 00:30 The cactus show art is created by DALL E by order of CrieFau ..read more

Here’s a way too short show, brought to you by Dog Lettuce, Mano 1, Kurahma, Chris J, and BIG MIKE. I spend about half of the show calling fancy people who have business cards before moving on to coffee hut applicants. 00:00 The intro song is the Wink by RePete 00:30 The cactus show art is created by DALL E at the command of CrieFaux 01:28 Welcome to the show! The background music is Flip All The Switches, instrumental by Ben Stahl. 02:00 I was on Dwight’s show on February 4th 02:30 I was on Milkbox’s show on February 6th 03:00 I was on Devon’s show on February 8th 03:30 Listen to Rev drive a ..read more

Today’s show is taken from Thursday’s live morning show, where I mostly called apartment managers, but also talked to a few hotel front desks. The Prime Minister of Australia, Benq666, The Stunning-Kruger Effect, Weeamoo Haatsune Miku J, and iregretjumping. 00:00 The intro song is the ShiftyPop song, by ShiftyPop and MicroKORGI. Simultaneously. 00:31 Welcome to the show! The background music is Summer Love by Dan Mason. 01:47 Drop by Phil Proctor 02:03 The prank calls begin! The background music is Beginning of the End by Invisible Inc. 54:36 Listener Voicemails. Background music is Scabies Ba ..read more

The Wednesday show has a few calls to swap shoppers, and then I do some requests with phone number changes, and the longest game of Hang Up The Phone I’ve played in awhile. Executive producers of today’s show is vintage.anon, Jimmy S, goby, The Real Crazy Kraz, and Omni. 00:00 Intro song by John G. 01:21 Welcome to the show! The background music is Summer Love by Dan Mason. 01:50 The prank calls begin! 28:13 Listener Voicemails. Background music is Dungeon 2 by Lily Ross. 42:38 We Need A Bigger Dumpster by Cheekface 46:21 While editing the show, a voicemail comes in. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW ..read more

I try to do some classic RoyCo roofing calls and pretty much none of them work out, but we sure have a lot of fun trying. Thanks for supporting the show, K.C. Deeply, Steve B, Audi Love, Theo P, Lord and Lady of Veggies! 00:00 Intro song by Pling Plang 02:30 Welcome to the show! The background music is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. 03:00 Go watch me, Jiad, and others interview very important people! 03:15 I was on PART of Devon’s show last week. I think I turn up around 2 hours into the show.. 03:39 The prank calls begin! 20:34 The background music is by MicroKORGI and Quickfireyt. 51 ..read more