Short Story Long International Welcome to another weird, wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. This show is now presented in English, French and Russian with a little Norwegian too, but we’re not sure which one. This time around get ready to meet a man bitching about his lousy credit rating, a very angry lady who’s husband could not assemble furniture, a lady who’s long lost son was using her credit card at Walmart, a doctor who’s wife sent his luggage to 4 different cities, a Frenchman who did not want to travel via Paris and Ron requests a pacifier for a man whilst he’s sitting on a plane. We ..read more

Corporate Liaison Information Team I hope you like the new official name for all of my corporate office affairs, I feel it’s very fitting. This week it’s all about the Karens as sweet gentle Ron comes up against a lady who does not want to pay for her suitcase to stay in the fancy downtown London Windsor Castle Hotel, an Amazon customer who totally does want to send her used shoes in for foot fetishists to purchase, a lady who can’t be bothered to be home when she’s expecting a package and that’s everyone’s problem, a lady who badly needs two refrigerators to hold the massive amount of food th ..read more

Ron Nerdbanger Well here we go again. This week we made it all about the complainers because we know that’s what you people really like. Get ready to dive in as Mr. Penise is forced to reckon with a man still claiming to have Covid all these years later, a lady who did not want to be charged triple for rescheduling her flight, a lady who could not be trusted to look after her own carry on bag, Ron says a genuine prayer for a man with leaky pipes, we meet a credit card customer who can not and will not follow any basic instructions, we meet a lady who faked her weight loss pictures with some ve ..read more

Professor Cosmonaut Welcome to yet another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron everyone. This week it’s all about the Karens! Sweet gentle Ron is doing is best but this week he is forced to have to deal with a lady who couldn’t work out how to Google the number for Comcast, a man who’s car was falling to bits after getting an oil change, a man who writes real computer books but has no idea how to get his docking station working, one lady suddenly doesn’t want her dishwasher repaired after hearing Scoby mouth off, another lady shouldn’t let her stupid daughter answer the phone, Ron tries to help ..read more

Presidents Family Day Happy Presidents Day and Family day for you Canadians. This week we are debuting our brand new look studio! Big thank you to Ragman for hooking us up with all of this. If anyone reading this needs any graphic design work done then hit up Ragman in our Discord, he’s the man! This week as well as showing off our fancy new technology sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a couple who complained about their uncleaned hotel room, despite demanding a serious discount, an overbearing mother who just wanted to complain about other people’s problems, a man who was simply too lar ..read more

Taco Monday The 13th Welcome to a special show where we are of course celebrating Taco Monday The 13th, or if you’re on the Metric Calendar then it’s the 52nd of Smarch! Happy happy joy joy! Despite being such a special holiday sweet gentle Ron is hard at work serving complainers. This week we are forced to reckon with a lady with 2 broken treadmills, a Rabbi who has strong words for Elon Musk, a man with a dented fridge who does not care one bit about his carbon footprint, a lady who for some reason does not want Ronny to deliver her new appliances and a lady who makes a big fuss about her br ..read more

Save Wally Please thank Trainwreck for this awesome show name, as always you’ll just have to listen to the whole thing to figure out what the hell it’s all about. This week we focused a lot on the conference meetings as we, allegedly, received some information about them that turned out to be very useful. Don’t worry though there were still lots of angry complainers, I know you people like those. This week one man got very upset about being forced to pay for a stolen car, one man did not like his airline refund being donated to Donald Trump, one man had his connecting flight cancelled in mid-a ..read more

Stormy Twinkle These show names are making less and less sense, unless you watch the whole show of course. So this time around we’re forced into a disagreement with a man who broke his exercise bike, we have to explain to one lady that her extremely large family broke her thermostat, we set up a potentially amazing call for later this week for one man and his emotional support shower door, one lady gets her KFC order all mixed up, Scoby gets a date with a hot lady, one man actually prays with us for the safe delivery of his Lenovo laptop, one man is completely refused service for hanging up on ..read more

This Is Not Normal Something a little different this week, something a little more spicy, something a little more weird. First of all the over-eaters kindly gave me their moderator code again so we spent the first part of the show just having fun with that. We also dealt with a few complainers too including a man who did not understand how expiry dates work, an Amazon customer who does not like video games, a very angry man who had to wait 20 whole minutes to get his food served to him and we dealt with a very special guy who was not at all happy with the service from his delivery company, and ..read more

Blackman Monday It’s the first Mondays With Macron of 2023! Holy Christmas how did we all get here? I just want to take a moment to thank EVERYONE that has been a part of this show or even just caught one episode over the past year, we couldn’t have done it without you. This week Ron gets yelled at by a fancy pants Saks customer, one man calls the cops because he didn’t get his fridge, one man gets left at the airport because his kids are too annoying, we uncover a conspiracy to steal women’s underwear from the airport, one lady really wants to accept our offer of a garbage bag full of waffle ..read more