The Melbourne Documentary Film Festival is back: b...
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by The Sprink
2y ago
The Melbourne Documentary Film Festival is back: but 2021 sees it uber en trend coming in lockdown 6.0 form aka you can watch it from your casa. Excellent news right as we see the light at the end of the tunnel because Netflix, Stan and Binge are SERIOUSLY getting boring, so a dose of doco reality is what we NEED before we come out into the open on Friday like the scared weird little guys we all are. Sprink and Sam The Review Guy have reviewed a couple, but there are tonnes to check out SO CHECK, Sprinks. Inferno Without Borders = YAHI (Sam the Review Guy) knew the environmental docos were goi ..read more
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The Wedding Zinger
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by The Sprink
3y ago
The Wedding SingerA review… by Sam the Review Guy As a 90s-born homo, I can’t say I’m a huge fan of Adam Sandler’s career. Sure, people enjoy him. Sure, I still look at this photo of him and get a bit sweaty. But I just know that he’s the sorta bloke that would have said NO HOMO in the 2000s after accidentally touching his broseph’s knee. That being said, as a 90s-born homo it’s my civil duty to be a Drew Barrymore fan. So, of course, when The Wedding Singer musical, based off the ’98 AdSad and DB flick, I knew I had to give it a shot. As we’ve established, I’m not a product of the 8 ..read more
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A Winter’s Tale 
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by The Sprink
3y ago
A Winter’s Tale by Melb Shakespeare Co. @ Central Park, MalvDog THEATRE IS BACK, BAYBAYYYY… and so is Sam The Review Guy. Last week the legends at Melb Shakespeare Co. debuted their latest masterpiece, A Winter’s Tale, and hoooo-boy was it a good time. While I pride myself on being an educated theatre gay, I was unfamiliar with this peace by Shakespo, and having seen the work now I understand why I’d not seen it before. It’s a rogue story, and def not one that would be turned into a 2000s teen RomCom staring Amanda Bynes. BUT that aside, the crew at MSC delivered an A+ performance th ..read more
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KIRSTEN – MURDER & REHAB
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by The Sprink
3y ago
This is KD. She grew up on a small cattle farm in Mackay with a pet pig called Pricilla and spent her days selling moo-poo by the Bruce Highway, driving in her grandad’s beat-up Hilux (which became her first car), and teaching little kids piano. After skewl she caught a mysterious virus that had her bedridden for 6months… and weirdly made her really fit, so she moved to BrisVegas to become a state hockey player. LOL @yourdreams hun, hockey people are weird.Hockey people are the best. I played from 5 – 25yrs old before taking a break after moving to Sydney. I literally cried when set foot on th ..read more
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30 OCT – 1 NOV
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by The Sprink
3y ago
Sh*t is open @ Melb – let us rejoice for Melburnians fckn deserve to party it up Babies @ Melb – grew tf up and can pretty much drive now honestly didn’t see that coming Pot plants @ Melb – are about to feel a whole lot of loneliness #getusedtoit Money @ Melb – she got me spendin and splashin *while socially distancing* Burning trackies @ Melb – they said we would never want to dress up or wear uncomfortable heels ever again but OH HOW THEY WERE WRONG Melb @ summer – is going to be the biggest party on earth GET YOUR TICKETS NOW The post 30 OCT – 1 NOV appeared first on The Sprinkle ..read more
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NUTTEA BUBBLE TEA
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by The Sprink
3y ago
When the legends at NUTTEA gave Sam The Review Guy a holla and asked me to try the dranks from their flagship Aussie store how could he say no??? Here’s the tea (lol good one @STRG)… It’s from the crew behind bubble tea (so you know is good) and it’s vegan (save the turtles). STRG was on day 2 of a hangover with McDonalds on the way when the dranks arrived. STRG had the Ruby Black Tea and the Mango Fruit Tea…both with nut cream (lol they know their audience at least). Tho he has absolutely no idea what nut cream is made of, sweet baby Lizzo it is full of TASTY. He read the instr ..read more
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FANGING IT
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by The Sprink
3y ago
At the risk of being ENTIRELY OFF BRAND Sprink doth telleth yew the tale being in a distant land. A Footloose kind of town where dancing is banned, tourists don’t exist and coffees are quite average. Where faces are maskless, the hospo scene is *not great* (tho she hasn’t been to Paul Carmichael’s yet) but peeps are hella fly even though they all wake up at 6am. Yas. Sprink is in Sydneh. Many moons ago (July) Sprink was heading to The Capitol for a telly job for a cuppla weeks, leaving all of her everyones incl 64 pot plants, Sam The Review Guy and her BF.  She fa ..read more
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KAREN – PUBERTY BLUES
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by The Sprink
3y ago
This is Karen. She… OMG you’re a Karen I’M NOT WORTHY It’s true, we are the best. Karens sort out the incorrect restaurant bills and fight for suburban injustices. We aren’t afraid to stand up for ourselves and shouldn’t be shamed for having a voice when others are too afraid to use theirs. Every family, workplace and friendship group needs a Karen. AwoMEN SIS: Karens4LYF. Legit the name is nearly extinct, you’re one of the last ones… so how did you start out?I spent my childhood dodging a pedophile school teacher in the misogynistic coal-mining town of Newcastle. I grew up helping mum care f ..read more
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LOCKDOWN 2.0
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by The Sprink
3y ago
This year can eat a security guard’s D. These unprecedented times, this bin-fire year, blah blah *overused description*, 2Y2N0 feels like #FreeBritney movement – never ending. I’d like to take you on a brief overview of what the last six months have looked like for me… SPOILER: they haven’t been cute, but my skin has never looked better. It took me 2.5 weeks to watch 8 seasons of Will & Grace: honestly thought it would be 3 months, my commitment is *unprecedented* Delta Goodrem has been on repeat (ty Kween for releasing new music) 8 hour slow cooked pulled pork is its ..read more
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WORLD’S DEADLIEST THIGHS
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by The Sprink
3y ago
This is Kortney. Born in the US of yAy, she toured Aus in 2012 where she was paid to wrestle men and choke them with her legs which are better known as the ‘world’s deadliest thighs’. She married the CEO of Gold Coast Titans and became: a local bogan, Australia’s womenʼs arm wrestling champion, QLD Brazilian Jiu jitsu champion and 3 x international bodybuilding competitor for Australia. Dis bad binch is also an author, TV personality, Olympic lifting coach, motivational speaker and a clothing line GRRRL which is all about empowering women cos fck me her story is something else – You had abs at ..read more
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