Being that I am celebrating 9 years of marriage to the most amazing woman I've ever met today, I decided to review an anniversary themed horror movie. She doesn't read this shit, matter fact she hates horror films in general, but Happy Anniversary anyways woman. Believe it or not finding an anniversary themed horror movie is hard as fuck and I'm not sure I even searched for the correct word combination. However, I was able to find a short film on Youtube so here we fucking go. The movie starts out with the husband/fiance/boyfriend coming home and calling out for his significant other ..read more

Summoning an ancient deity using your girlfriend is old news. Especially when digging through B-Rated Horror flix. It's usually a bunch of red or white robes, some antlers and an old god, who in this case is Abaddon the 'TAKER OF SOULS', which in itself is ill as fuck. This dudes street name alone is enough for me to summon him using my wife as a host. The first half of this movie is meh². To be completely honest I probably would've fallen asleep if I didn't just drink a 32oz Americano. As we get towards the second half though things start to pick up. One of the cultists trying to make su ..read more

First of all, I don't know how Marvel plans on tying this into the Venom story but I'm fucking hyped. Prequel maybe? Alternate Timeline? Looking forward to phase 4 and where they go with it. The real monster in this movie is addiction and the affects that is has on family, children especially. But that's too deep for me, I'm going to talk about this amorphous motherfucker and how it came to kick ass and eat wolves...and it's all out of wolves. This asthmatic, Mac Gargan brain eating sumbitch don't play. Alcoholic mom and her wise beyond her years daughter? breh that's food. The tow truck ..read more

Look, I am going to assume that there is some high level artistry going on here that my Krylon soaked brain can't comprehend. I'm sure a group of well dressed individuals sat in a theater and gave this shit golf claps and as you can see the movie won awards! bruv...am I just getting dense in my old age and completely unaware of the greatness that set this movie apart from the others in it's category? or was 2017 a shit year for independent horror films? I'm not going to look at the other movies it went against, so we will blame my age. There are definitely some spoilers coming... First ..read more