In the US, the NCAA Men’s and Women’s basketball tournaments are called March Madness. This year, however, March Madness wasn’t happening on the courts in the States but on the reels at BitStarz. If you’ve spent any time looking at the BitStarz big win ticker over the last two months, you would have seen one name pop up again and again. In March alone, this player, let’s call him Mr. Committed, racked up a total of 29 big wins totaling $3,657,506.16. It’s a mind-blowing amount that has resulted in many players questioning how this one player is getting so lucky. So, here’s the scoop. It starts ..read more

When I was growing up, I loved Sabrina the Teenage Witch. It was such a weird show—peak 90s television. Feeling nostalgic, I tracked a few episodes down recently, and oh boy, do I wish I had left it in the past as a fond memory. Melissa Joan Hart is still incredibly likable, but the rest of the show is hard to watch. It completely stopped me from going back and watching Charmed, another witch-themed TV show that I was obsessed with growing up. Supernatural still holds up, though. While the Mystic Charms slot from Truelab certainly lacks the charm of nostalgic television treats, it does fill th ..read more

While I most often attribute black holes to my wallet and my kid’s stomach, the real deal is a pretty fascinating quirk of our universe. Black holes are essentially invisible. We only know that they are there thanks to their effects on the space around them. Even if we did find one, we wouldn’t want to jump in despite what Stargate SG-1 would have us believe. If you did find yourself heading into a black hole feet first, you’d likely experience spaghettification. Yup, that’s a real thing. It happens when your feet get pulled into the black hole much faster than your head, causing you to be str ..read more

Last night, I tuned into Netflix expecting the heartwarming fluff of Baby Reindeer, only to be met with a plot twist that was more Black Mirror than Bambi. Luckily, the Barnyard Megahays Megaways slot just dropped at BitStarz, rescuing my shaken spirits by delivering an overdose of adorable, with the chance to win up to $340,000. It’s not just your average petting zoo, though. This thing’s got over 117,000 ways to win—it’s like they’re trying to convince me that farming is more than just picking up pig shit. Listen, they had me at “Megahays.” I was already grabbing my gas mask! Ready to check ..read more

It’s time to enter the wonderfully weird world of Greek mythology again. When Uranus hid some of Gaia’s children (we’re just going to brush over that for now), the goddess of the Earth asked her psychotic offspring Cronus to castrate Uranus. After chopping off the god’s sausage and meatballs, Cronus threw his dad’s tallywacker and bouncy buddies into the sea, where they bubbled up and gave birth to Aphrodite. And, of course, the goddess that was birthed from Uranus’ twig and berries is the goddess of love and lust. A little on the nose there, you Ancient Greek perverts! Now that you’ve got you ..read more

Doomscrolling; it’s my morning ritual. We all do it, you know, the infinite Instagram scroll that starts with a Cillian Murphy meme and ends in a lesson on gator wrestling. The other day I came across a cosplay fanatic who dresses up as the anime girl of every gamer’s dream and video chats with them on Omegle – the MSN chat room of my day. I tell you, these kids cannot cope when they see her. She chats them up, gets them excited, and later reveals she’s a “huge Russian man.” Out come the biceps and the deep voice only a Vladimir could have. Their faces. Priceless. Anyway, wanna chat about DJ C ..read more

I am a proponent of fact-based decision-making in medicine. If there’s a clinical study showing that it’s effective, I’m all good. As a result, I am of the opinion that crystal-based “healing” is nonsense dreamed up by bored housewives who have had one too many glasses of Chardonnay before the kids get home. I do, however, think that crystals are extremely pretty, and I’m all for their decorative value. Now, did someone say something about wine? Enjoy the beauty of gemstones with absolutely no healing ability in Crystal Gardens slot from High 5 Games. Welcome to the garden Crystal Gardens slot ..read more

Ever wandered into a pet store, eyes set on a humble goldfish and walked out with… a piranha? Yeah, me neither. Meet Grandpa, whose idea of an adventurous day out is mistaking shaving cream for toothpaste, decides to up his game and adopt a baby piranha. It’s like going in for a loaf of bread and coming out with a chainsaw. We’ve all been there, right? Misjudging our purchases? Only this time, it’s with something that can bite back, and in an interesting twist of fate, pay up to $250,000. Piranha Pays slot is an adventure alright. Not all pets stay babies. And this one’s got a face only a f ..read more

Ratatouille was a weird movie. It gets you to care about a rat to such an extent that by the end of the movie, we’re completely happy with a kitchen filled with rats cooking a dish that isn’t actually Ratatouille for a food critic who looks like Gomez from The Adams Family. Imagine being in that pitch meeting. Jokes on me, though. The movie had a massive $623.7 million worldwide box office on a budget of just $150 million. Disney laughed all the way to the bank on that one. With Remy conquering kitchens in the city, it’s time for his rustic brethren to take up the ladle in the country with Rum ..read more

There’s Money Train, Money Cart, and Cash Truck. Combined, these three slot franchises include 12 different games from two different slot providers. It’s a weird little niche of the slot world that got a little larger with the release of Cash Truck 3 Turbo slot from Quickspin. Cash Truck saw the rolling reels transverse a Mad Maxesque wasteland, Cash Truck 2 the smooth highways of a future cityscape, and Cash Truck Xmas Delivery the frozen roads of the backcountry. Cash Truck 3 Turbo slot takes the action to a forest road leading to the lair of a mad scientist. Fasten your seatbelts, and away ..read more