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Never one to be caught in a situation unprepared, 26-year-old Los Angeles, CA resident Ivy Dolan has spent years of her life keeping a mental list of which of her friends, family, or acquaintances she would choose to take with her on the popular television game show, The Amazing Race.   “With a race around the world like this, where you need to complete challenges in dozens of countries, you need people who are well-rounded athletically but also compatible emotional partners to get you through those tough moments,” she told reporters, unprompted. “That’s why I’ve been keeping a running me ..read more

In an impressive story coming out of Cincinnati, OH, 26-year-old Clarissa Taylor’s photo storage on her phone is 99% full even though she literally does not go anywhere or do anything.   Yes, girl! Take up space – on your own phone.   “I guess I just like taking pictures,” Clarissa told reporters. “Sure, it’s true that nothing in my life is really ‘worth’ chronicling in the traditional sense of the word, but I can’t resist the urge to whip out my phone and take another photo of my living room on a random afternoon. You know, just to remember what it looked like.”   See? Your bor ..read more

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In a cautionary tale coming out of Brooklyn, NY, 28-year-old marketing executive Donna Tregalis has officially achieved every single thing she aspired to, which means there’s nothing left but to do that stuff forever.   Devastating! Like, forever forever?   “For as long as I can remember, I’ve loved making ads,” she told reporters gathered at the scene. “I would make these videos with my sisters when I was younger and invent new products to show my parents. I’ve worked my entire life to get here, and now that I’m here, I’m kind of like…huh. That’s it?”   According to sources, ye ..read more

With wellness trends on the rise, lots of people are searching for methods on how to live healthier, happier, and longer lives. Luckily, Miriam Gladwell, who recently turned 106 years old, is offering up all of her secrets to live past 100, even though none of them sound like they’re actually worth the trouble.   When asked about her diet, Miriam had a lot to say about her undesirable regimen.   “I’ve always eaten plenty of vegetables every day, even for breakfast,” Miriam told reporters. “And I very rarely eat dessert. I’ve also abstained from drinking and smoking because of the eff ..read more

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