Anyone Else Have This Problem? (Limerick)
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by madkane
2d ago
Ev’ry day, I attempt to learn words. But my tries are, alas, for the birds, Cuz each word I accrue Makes my aging brain spew At least two, thrust aside much like turds ..read more
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Wanderlust? Not Me! (Limerick)
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by madkane
2d ago
I’ve no need to go hither and yonder, For I never have lusted to wander. I prefer to stay home, Where no antelopes roam. Of the views at “Chez Kane” I’m far fonder ..read more
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The Unbearable Air (Limerick)
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by madkane
2d ago
An old woman kept humming an air; A refrain that her spouse could not bear. “Stop that racket!” he shrieked. She refused, so he freaked. Will she do it again? Alas, NE’ER ..read more
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Wicked Old Woman (Limerick)
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by madkane
5d ago
An old woman, both wealthy and mean, Had a home that was fit for a queen. She’d knock staffers as thieves And throw rocks at poor Jeeves… Who took vengeance by “venting” her spleen ..read more
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Just In Time For French Language Day (Limerick)
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by madkane
1w ago
At one time, I spoke French rather well, But my French-speaking skill’s gone to hell. They say “use it, or lose it.” (In my case, abuse it.) Mon français n’est ni joli ni belle. French Language Day is celebrated annually on March 20th ..read more
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My Unathletic Career (Limerick)
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by madkane
1w ago
My endurance in gym class was poor. I was slow, klutzy, small, and what’s more, The mere sight of a ball Made me duck. After all, My two goals were “Break nothing! Don’t score ..read more
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The Reluctant Spy (Limerick)
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by madkane
1w ago
When a fellow was told he must spy On his boss, he said “Never! Not I! He’s terrific to work for, A treasure to clerk for, The best boss that money can buy ..read more
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Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: SHOT or SHOTS at the end of any one line.(Submission Deadline: April 6, 2024)
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by madkane
2w ago
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. I hope you’ll join me in writing limericks using SHOT or SHOTS at the end of ANY ONE LINE. (A homonym or homophone not listed here may be used in lieu of the designated rhyme word.) The best submission will be crowned Limerick-Off Award Winner. (Here’s the last contest’s Limerick-Off Award Winner.) Additionally, you may write themed limericks related to PICTURES, using ..read more
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Limerick-Off Award (519)
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by madkane
2w ago
It’s time to announce the latest Limerick-Off winners based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in the last Limerick-Off. Congratulations to DAVE JOHNSON, who wins the Limerick-Off Award for this funny and timely two-verse limerick: That passenger flight went awry While thousands of feet in the sky. A window seat door Wasn’t there any more; Unbolted, it fell from on high. And now their commercial can say: “Come fly with us – starting today. Our Boeing Max 9 Is a new plane so fine; Its features will blow you away!” Congratulations to BRIAN ALLGAR, who wins the Special TOOTH/TEETH-Th ..read more
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Sisterly Advice (Limerick)
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by madkane
2w ago
“Is that fellow the best you can get? I’m concerned and perplexed and upset, Also worried and puzzled. The guy should be muzzled! You want a wild beast? Get a pet ..read more
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