He has a job in the same town, and occasionally, on his walk home from work, he goes into the bookstore and sneaks a look at “The Joy of Sex” to find a new position to try with his wife. So one evening he arrives home and tells his wife, “I’ve got a new one for us.” “What is it?” she says. “Well, it’s called the Wheelbarrow. Remember when we were kids and you would walk on your hands while I walked behind, holding your legs up? It’s like that.” She says, “I’ll do it, on two conditions. One, if I start to feel uncomfortable at all, we stop.” “Of course, sweetheart. And what else?” “We don’t go ..read more

The doctor does lab work, examines the guy all over, and sits down with the man. "Well," the doctor says, "all your labs, including your testosterone level, are absolutely normal. The thing is that your penis..." "Yes, doctor? What about my penis?" squeaks the man. "You have an unusually large penis, and the weight is pulling on your vocal cords, making them produce a higher pitch. We can remove the middle 5 inches and reanastomose (reconnect) the ends. The resultant weight reduction will allow your voice to return to a normal tibre for a man your size." The guy looks down into his lap and sq ..read more

Two rednecks, Billy Bob and Jim Bob, are driving down a dirt country road when they come across a goat with its head stuck in a fence. Billy Bob pulls over and stops the truck, gets out, and starts absolutely railing the poor goat. He's having the time of his life! He yells out to Jim Bob, "gosh damn Jim Bob, this is the best time uh mah life! You want some'a this?" Jim Bob is excited and replies "heck yeah, buddy!" So he jumps out of the truck, stands right next Billy Bob, bends down, and sticks his head in the fence. submitted by /u/GodForbidden [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. submitted by /u/Austin111Gaming_YT [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

the suspense is killing me submitted by /u/ExLaxMarksTheSpot [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

The killer worked in construction, which suited his habits well. After each kill, he would hide the bodies of his victims in the concrete foundations of his workplace. They'd sink to the bottom and never be recovered as the buildings went up. The serial killer, however, found himself growing more and more discontented with this method. After disposing of one final body, the killer quit his job, left town, and became a hermit in the woods. It turned out that he liked people more in the abstract than the concrete. submitted by /u/Delfishie [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

Then I thought to myself , ‘I probably should have had him cremated ‘ submitted by /u/hogginsgoggins [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

The man asks the bartender why is there a caged monkey. The bartender says " instead of telling you, I'll show you." He lets the monkey out of its cage and clubs the monkey on the head with a baseball bat. The monkey proceeds to pull down the bartender's pants and gives him a blow job. The man says to the bartender, "Wow that is incredible!" The bartender replies "Would you like a go at it?" The man says "Sure but don't hit me as hard". submitted by /u/LeoJustLeo [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

Because a royal flush beats a trail of aces! submitted by /u/Saransh6 [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

What's the worst part about telling time travel jokes? submitted by /u/TonyClifton323 [visit reddit] [comments ..read more