https://jewel92.com/wp-content/uploads/May-23-2017-joke.mp3 A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ Sermon complete, he sat down… The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, ‘For our clos ..read more

https://jewel92.com/wp-content/uploads/May-19-2017-joke.mp3 A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says “Mummy, why is the girl dressed in all white?” His mum answers, The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life” The little boy nods and then says, OK, why is the boy all in black? Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com ..read more

A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” “Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!” Mockup Graphics / Unsplash https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/2897/files/2022/05/jok0003.wav ..read more

Guy say’s : “Your little brother just saw me kiss you. What can I give him to keep him from telling your parents? She replies: “He generally gets 5 dollars.” Annette Sousa / Unsplash https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/2897/files/2022/05/jok0002.wav ..read more

I saw a movie about beavers last night, it was the best dam movie I’ve ever seen. Niklas Hamann / Unsplash https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/2897/files/2022/05/jok0001.wav ..read more

Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.” Tingey Injury Law Firm / Unsplash https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/2897/files/2022/04/jok0005-4.wav ..read more

The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?” “Thanks,” said the employee. “Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?” “I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.” Max Bende ..read more

Dentist say’s to the Patient .. “You need a crown” Patient replies .. Finally somebody who understands me Mitya Ivanov / Unsplash https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/2897/files/2022/04/jok0003-3.wav ..read more

A woman went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When she got there, she found the manager locking the front door. “Hey,” she said. “The sign says that you’re open 24 hours.” The manager turned to her and said, “Yes, but not in a row.” Viktor Forgacs / Unsplash https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/2897/files/2022/04/jok0002-3.wav ..read more

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop! Janan Lagerwall / Unsplash https://media.socastsrm.com/wordpress/wp-content/blogs.dir/2897/files/2022/04/jok0001-3.wav ..read more