te-amo-y-yo-a-ti: the-real-skeletor: There is absolutely no possible way to guess where this is leading to ..read more

feraligatr: feraligatr: feraligatr: ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience ok attempt number #2 for my american followers:   me: i need to use the Bathroom   waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh ..read more

popokko-deactivated20210315: life is very simple you see. the goal is to look at good things (your personal email which contains tracking info on your packages) and not look at bad things (your work email that contains evil messages ..read more

texasfeline: adz: Prior to the invention of the chewing stick, certainly long before the advent of the modern toothbrush, our ancestors dealt with the detritus stuck between their teeth much the way we do when we’re too busy or lazy to get a piece of floss: by sucking as hard as they could at the lodged bits. However, given that this was their only avenue for relieving the discomfort or even pain of morsels wedged between teeth, it is likely that the muscles involved in this process developed powerfully with regular exercise. In this essay, I will demonstrate via a large body of paleontologi ..read more

systlin: thebibliosphere: heterofredburkle: froglesbians: thequantumqueer: jellyfishmom: Romeo + Juliet (1996) truly has everything…heavy religious imagery…young leo…90s fashion…a brief drag scene….neon lights…those iconic angel wings guns labeled “sword” being better than anything shakespeare ever produced i dislike the implication that shakespeare wouldn’t have done the exact same thing if he were alive in the 90′s Fun fact, the guns being labelled “sword” is not just them being Extra™.  Most of the guns being used by the main characters are modified Taurus PT99 pistols, the d ..read more

tastefullyoffensive: Unlimited breadsticks and drama ..read more

whatevercomestomymind: novaewalker: amarielah: I wonder if Vader ever found out that the droid who carried the Death Star plans was Artoo. I can just imagine him thinking: “This explains everything. My men didn’t stand a chance.” The most accurate thing ever Vader, looking at R2 ..read more

supersoftly: b0gvvitch: I would die for Pepper Don’t you Hate her cause you Ain’t her ..read more

ahsokasloyalty: uselessgaywhovian: laylainalaska: discountjainasolo: nicolecieux: aegyo-shinee: This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL UNMUTE THIS sCuM?! I don’t know why it cracks me up so much that Han’s first reaction is not to attack, or to protect Leia, but to hold her back, clearly assuming that she’s just going to fling herself into the middle of a dozen armored Stormtroopers and start trying to kill them with her bare hands. To be fair, Leia would. Without hesitation ..read more

cryoverkiltmilk: The face of a man who has taught his son too well ..read more