Support the Surf Report with a monthly $4 donation at Patreon, and get an extra podcast episode every week! Or you can just buy me a beer if you’d like. I’d be much obliged. In Canada? Do your shopping at Amazon! Thank you, guys! The post Vacation Photos: Pittsburgh: Reds Vs. Pirates, August 2023 first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

In this one I tell you about the terrible week I had last week, which led to a realization that I should be more thankful when things are just “normal.” I list some things that I regularly take for granted, but definitely shouldn’t. And I share a call from the hotline from Producer Zipp, which […] The post Ep. 336: A Spectacular Supernova Of Chipped Beef And Gravy! first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon In this one I tell you about how the universe paid me back for mocking another man’s podcast, an optometrist visit that kicked my ass and added fuel to my full menu of neuroses, a visit to the northern-most Waffle House in America, and a trip […] The post Ep. 335: I Felt Like I Was Inside A Kaleidoscope first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

In this one I tell you about my battle with two tubs o’ granite-hard ice cream, and take three new calls from the Surf Report hotline: Producer Zipp: Attempting to put a curse on my beloved Cincinnati Reds for sweeping his beloved Houston Astros, and a discussion of why the Reds changed their name during […] The post Ep. 334: Three New Calls To The Hotline! first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

This bonus episode is available to patrons at Patreon In another edition of ‘Ridin’ To Work With Jeff’ I tell a ridiculous story about getting a leg cramp at work and nearly turning over a cubicle, discuss a conversation I had with my dad and the shots he took at me utilizing the memory of […] The post Ep. 333: Anxiety And Aggravation Is All That’s Left! first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

Before we get into this one, check out that photo. I snapped it a couple of nights ago at a Cracker Barrel in Wilkes-Barre. It’s the Cheesy Bacon Homestyle Chicken, with steamed broccoli and a loaded baked potato, along with (needless to say) bottomless sweet tea. I always hear people say they “hate” the Barrel, […] The post Are You Comfortable Eating In Restaurants Alone? first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

In this episode of the podcast I tell you about the cheap gas they were selling at Sheetz on the 4th of the July and the calamity it caused, the changes I made to the Surf Report website, and two day-trips I took last week: To Philly to see one of my favorite bands, The […] The post Ep. 332: Other Than That It Was Kind Of Fun first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

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One of my Dunbar friends, Tim Smith, recently retired, which made me jealous. Well, not jealous, exactly. I’m happy for him, and don’t begrudge him the accomplishment. But I wish I could join him; I’m emotionally, spiritually and physically ready. In any case, you might remember that he’s been drip-feeding us detailed statistics about the […] The post The Final Cannon Statistics Are Here! first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more

I recently spent some time with Nancy and Nostrils, including a couple of hours at a swimming pool. Needless to say, I didn’t disrobe for humanitarian reasons. But I did witness something that day that shocked and perplexed me. I still can’t figure it out. I asked Toney about it and she just shrugged, and seemed bewildered by the fact I zeroed in on such a detail.… The post Using Artificial Intelligence To Make Sense Of The Universe! first appeared on The West Virginia Surf Report ..read more