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My life sucks but I don't give a fuck
FMyLife - 1h ago

Today, I had to do some really hard maths. I had an idea to crack it, then went looking for a rubber to rub out my other equations. When I ..read more

Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. ..read more
FMyLife - 6h ago

Today, my wife showed me the end of a funny video on his phone. I laughed because an elderly woman slipped on a wet floor. Then, I asked ..read more
FMyLife - 16h ago

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the ..read more
FMyLife - 21h ago

Today, I stayed home while my husband took my mom to a doctor appointment. I am in my room reading Facebook and my dad starting to yell, I ..read more

Today, I realize that I spent at least 700 dollars on my roommate and friends with benefit. I told him he needs to start paying me back. ..read more

Today, my girlfriend sends me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I was cheating on her. I got angry with her but ..read more
FMyLife - 1d ago

Today, in the middle of the lecture I coughed so hard that I farted loudly. Nobody recognized the sound, but the smell exposed me... FML ..read more
FMyLife - 1d ago

Today, after telling my wife of the Valentines getaway I have planned, she tells me she just started her period!!. FML ..read more
FMyLife - 1d ago

Today, I set up a blind date for my crush, hoping they wouldn’t match... they both thank me for the perfect date and now they decided to ..read more

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